Top ten signs that you are too drunk
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Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...