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Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
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What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Broken Commandmants
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Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
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The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Mouse Tse Tung!
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Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...