Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...