Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!