insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...