No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!