What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...