yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...