If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...