If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...