The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!