Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Some very common traits in two drunks
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Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
The Facts of Life:
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