Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....