Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...