Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...