Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....