The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...