One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...