Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...