The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...