A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.