If Dell ran Christmas…
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What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
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Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.