Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...