The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...