Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...