The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...