Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...