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Facts about Americans
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Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Office Worker Resolution
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Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...