Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...