This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...