They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...