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6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Inspecting the truck
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The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Have a first child
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How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.