Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.