What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...