A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.