What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
The Borg versus Microsoft
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A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
University Courses For Women
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Why do gay men have moustaches?
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Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Why The Man Crossed The Road
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Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...