Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...