Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...