Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...