Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...