Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...