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Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Household physics
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A parent’s night before Christmas
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The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...