Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Destroy an opponent
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Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Knock Knock Christmas
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Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...