Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...