The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...