A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...