10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.