Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...