Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!