Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...